Dear Cathedral of the Madeleine, while I am in constant awe of your beauty and charm, I really do hate you and your stupid never ending bongs from hell! #southtempleliving #churchprobs #dingdongdingdong #atleastialwaysknowwhattimeitis #ineedtomove (at Cathedral of the Madeleine)
netflix movies, doritos for dinner, and beer through a straw #classy #sundaynights #pretendingimnotdrinking (at Meow-schwitz)
I’ve successfully cooked something worthwhile on my circa 1960’s stove…trendy downtown living for the win!
I would love nothing more than to spend the rest of my life sitting around being lazy and watching the Prince of Egypt with this boy…love you honey <3 #lovehim #simplelife #gayhusband #lesbianwife #marrymebecausewecantgetmarried #2sassyblackwomen
dats my HERSband and he is so pouty for he needsiziz hims a milksshakes and I had said “errkay honey we’z cans goez yer the villigery idiotsiziz” lerv yer (at Village Inn)