cruciferous leafy greens have never been sexier…#iwantyouinsideme #dirtyjokes (at The Work Ones)

cruciferous leafy greens have never been sexier…#iwantyouinsideme #dirtyjokes (at The Work Ones)

this, my friends, is what emojis were intended for, get your lives together, because clearly your priorities are out of order.  (at The Ones)

this, my friends, is what emojis were intended for, get your lives together, because clearly your priorities are out of order. (at The Ones)

This is why you leave your husband at home when you go shopping.

This is why you leave your husband at home when you go shopping.

sandwich shop brunches are totally a thing #frenchtoastfordays (at Even Stevens Sandwiches)

sandwich shop brunches are totally a thing #frenchtoastfordays (at Even Stevens Sandwiches)

just sayin’ :) (at The Work Ones)

just sayin’ :) (at The Work Ones)

wednesdays are made of bubble baths and 90’s R&B…#lifeaintsobad (at The Ones)

wednesdays are made of bubble baths and 90’s R&B…#lifeaintsobad (at The Ones)

girl all I know is this post chemo hair is ridiculous…#octoberisthetits #timetocutyodamnhairchild (at The Ones)

girl all I know is this post chemo hair is ridiculous…#octoberisthetits #timetocutyodamnhairchild (at The Ones)

pink ribbon penises, because breast cancer is a dick…#octoberisthetits (at Draper Park)

pink ribbon penises, because breast cancer is a dick…#octoberisthetits (at Draper Park)

monday morning vehicular karaoke part 2. #stilldangerous (at Draper Park)

monday morning vehicular karaoke #donttrythisathome (at Draper Park)